| Wednesday, January 7, 2009  Monday Morning Coffee - It could snow plenty tonight, how dare college students show poor taste and ASU wins another football title by BooneWeb Blogger (posted: 11/17/08) Glancing at some Monday morning headlines as we keep asking ourselves the same thing.
More changes of snow. Gonna be a cold week.
ASU Makes E&P: Racism. This just in! Some college students reported displaying bad taste! No details offered! No names given! But let's all scream racism, just in case!
Postcards from the Road. 'Orville Hicks is a mountain of a man and a man of the mountains. Silvery whiskers cover his craggy ridges like trees on a mountainside. His body, barely contained by the overalls, is rounded by time, as are the peaks of his Watauga County home.'
Gas prices plunge by nearly half. Once winter really hits, it will creep back up.
UNC system asks state for $168 million. 'Much of that money will pay for campus safety enhancements, financial aid and other core needs on the system's 17 campuses.'
The world has never seen such freezing heat. 'In the US, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration registered 63 local snowfall records and 115 lowest-ever temperatures for the month, and ranked it as only the 70th-warmest October in 114 years.' (Ignore thee godless science! Thou shalt not lose thy faith in the power of man-made global warming)
Mountaineers hold off Elon, clinch berth. Another year, another title.
Sticks for six. 'App State great Jason Hunter found paint this afternoon. And afterward .. yep … he did the Lambeau leap!'
Panthers 1-2 rushing punch tames Lions. Who needs a quarterback when you have those guys running the ball.
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